An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back.

It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked..'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Some old men can still think fast.

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 Harsha Bhogle
i think 200 ceos coming with obama is the main story,not the menu made for him or the dresses designed for his wife

the Indian cricket team is now upto the great carribean fight.with mr cool as the captain there is no reason for india not to win this world cup.let us hope murali vijay ,rohit sherma and couple of young LADS will come handy

this is samantha ..................................................as said stars fade out ....summer strolls ring and wt not if this angel smiles

jaya ho sachin
                           with this ease of scoring the RUNMACHINE will easily surpass the 50 centuries mark..in either forms of the game...


and
      the most serious concern is of the pune blasts this raises a question if we shud continue talks with pak inspite of the attacks and al kaeda warnings
  


my name is khan issue in mumbai was really a teaser to shiv sena confirming that there is no one ahead of people's /////